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bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
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Bad Decision Thursday

A Thursday night of bad decisions resulting in a mild to moderate hangover at work on Friday. At work on Friday, your co-workers will notice your breakfast of greasy foods, particularly sausage links. If you don't have to work, but have an early Friday morning flight and haven't packed and try to say "no" to participating in Bad Decision Thursday, it is of utmost importance that your friends tell you to get your ass out and you can sleep on the plane. Bad Decision Thursday involves a Friday morning sacrifice. Meaning you have to adult, but it's difficult because you made Bad Decisions... on Thursday night. Just say "yes."
"Put your pants on and get to the bar, it's Bad Decision Thursday, Bitches!"
by Maida S January 17, 2019
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She kinda bad

It means to call a girl cute or hot.
Derek : She kinda bad tho
Steve : Fr
by xplr_my_ass November 6, 2023
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drugs are bad for you

Random Atomic player: blah blah literally anything blah
imanoob2000: drugs are bad for you
by hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.e May 2, 2023
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Bad Girl Poker

A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.
The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"
by Creative Suggestions January 22, 2023
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very bad boy

by HADALI January 30, 2023
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Feel Bad Syndrome

When you tell someone to shut up and when they actually do it, you feel bad and regret it.
"Bro can you shut up? You're pissing me off.."
"alright sorry man"
"Okay now I got feel bad syndrome, sorry man.."
by Orathan September 29, 2023
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