Alabama Bone Hammer

A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.

T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.

by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Alabama Snowstorm

When you cum inside of a girls anus and she farts it back into your face.

I was fucking Becky last night in the barn and she gave me an Alabama snowstorm, I was washing my face for hours!

by Schmeaty661 December 19, 2023

Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

Arabed

When a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they try to take it by force start throwing rocks and firing scud missiles at you, whilst simultaneously hiding behind women and children.

The law is never on their side because they are idiots.

You’ve been Arabed.
He Arabed my place.

by a_fool January 9, 2024

Alabama Enema

When a man urinates into the penetratee's rectum during anal intercourse.

Steve couldn't hold it, and he gave me an Alabama Enema the other night.

by tripod0502 January 11, 2024