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Fat paddling

using a person's rolls, whether another persons or your own, for sexual pleasure
Tim: "Phew, that was good. I just finished fat paddling."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."
by cheddarshreddar December 27, 2019
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fat brick

a large brick of cocaine/ other packable drugs
Man 1: I love getting a good brick
Man 2: damn I love a good ole fat brick!!!!
by fatdickgrace March 14, 2018
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fat jill

A hot ext beast who is soo hot i wanna fu*k her plz bald martin i wanna threesome
fat jill a hot ext beast who i wanna fuck so hard i wanna cum
by Damn morgz mum November 14, 2019
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fat melon

fat melon is a word used to describe a big girl on Omegle, preferably with the name of Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Hey what’s your name?

Big gal: Oh, it’s Zahra.

Omegle Guy: Oh Translate this, Ya fat melon!
by FatMelon January 31, 2021
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fat hunter

Person who has a fetish for fat people.
Todd looks for fat chicks online, he's a total fat hunter
by Arkhanasylum November 30, 2010
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Fat Bastard

is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019
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fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.
caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.
by Krkič March 17, 2020
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