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Christian

A guy who’s Christian, Conservative, a fucking badass fatass, metal-head and ironically gay. Loves his fucking memes, football, and music
Idiot: Christian is such a fucking satanist with that music.
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
by Stu_Dogg November 26, 2018
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Pull a Christian

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.
OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!
by OBTwice April 8, 2019
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christian

the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Christian

Usually the baddest female around, has a lot of niggas wanting her but she pays no mind to them. She's smart as hell and extremely caring for others when she wants to be and funny as hell. Don't get on her bad side cause she can be a bitch.
Dang is that Christian? She be getting all the niggas
by 10983892sup April 15, 2017
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Christian-ja-dag

Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D
Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D Christian-ja-dag
by aleksspesje November 20, 2020
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The Serious Christian

One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!
Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"

Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"
by The_Intellectual_Individual October 19, 2018
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christian plummer

A gay ass white boy you loves dick in his ass, also love to fix boys pipes.
by Itifiwbbcudjdjcjc June 11, 2022
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