Junior Year

The most brutal year of high school due to colleges looking at this year in specific. Filled with endless school work, tests, exams (ACT, SAT, etc.), and stressful homework that you have to do when you're trying to rest your butt off after a long boring day. Hinders you from trying to have fun, not to mention, the junkload of homework would lower sleep time, making you deprived.

Oh god, junior year is gonna be a long one.
Fun fact: I'm currently a junior at the time of writing this (Class of 2027)

by GregHeffley95 September 3, 2025

Spawn Year

Your friends group decides it's time to extend the bloodline. They debate a year that everyone has to knock a worthy specimen up to carry their seed.

"What's the New Year's resolution this year boys?"
"2026 is a Spawn Year."

by The Council of NPGs December 19, 2025

Dick Year

The period of time you go with out sec after she says I do in the marriage , and after the honeymoon before you get sex again . A dick Year after 2 years in a marriage it'll be a dick year before you ever get any again

Man it's been a dick year since my wife's giving me any

by NotYourAbercrombie December 21, 2025

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off

Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year

by Xero42 June 16, 2011

boyfriend of the year

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.

Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year

by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016

The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.

by DearUniverse July 16, 2016