A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.
by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021
Get the Wet Cock Syndromemug. by Senpaiofall May 24, 2019
Get the Reverse wet dreammug. When someone pretends to down a drink and throws it over his shoulder.... the action is known as a wet shoulder gupi
lads... down it on 3. 1 2 3, the drink is then thrown over the shoulder whilst everyone else is downing theirs.
This is known as a wet shoulder gupi
This is known as a wet shoulder gupi
by AlMal187 August 23, 2011
Get the Wet Shoulder Gupimug. Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
Get the Texas Wet Wipemug. by ccandstees April 8, 2011
Get the maple wet nutsmug. A woman who acts a certain way around men vs women
Tends to be more open and accommodating when conversing when men as opposed to women
Tends to be more open and accommodating when conversing when men as opposed to women
by poconnor08 December 4, 2022
Get the wet pussy bitchmug. by TheFancyPineapple April 7, 2022
Get the Wet Toe Binmug.