Toes

ahh toes, the ten (or however many you have) short and stubby things on the end of your feet that help you do... wait, what DO they help you do?

You: hey, nice toes.
me: thanks, i like yours too

by Save the turtles sksksksks January 29, 2020

toes

a substitute for cheetos

what did you guys bring for snack today? i got an apple, i got some chips, I GOT SOME TOES

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Toes

Me and my friend like to eat them

Toes are yummy stuff kids

by mahveenisasimp July 01, 2020

Toes

Toes are some mother fucking delicious flaps of meat on your feet...

Juvantes toes are fucking delicious

by Mycatgavemeaids January 11, 2019

toes

the 10 oddly shaped sausages at the bottom of a human body. mostly used to balance and eat.

shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍

by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 30, 2022

Toes

Tools on the end of your feet to test if furniture in your house is still hard

Get dem toes

by Loganduder_27 July 21, 2020

Toes

A tool to occasionally test if furniture in your house is still hard

You put the toes in toast

by Loganduder_27 July 21, 2020