A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
Get the poop ghost mug.The person in the background who is really making all the decisions. You rarely see him and don't hear from him but he is persuading the President in the direction of his preference. The mind behind the face.
by 1hellova1 February 16, 2017
Get the ghost president mug.when someone ghosts you with texts in an ever increasing sequence of intervals between texts.
the intervals increase in a fibonacci sequence.
the intervals increase in a fibonacci sequence.
i think she's fibonacci ghosting me. she texted 5 days before this one, 3 before the last, 2 before the last, and 1 between each of the last.
by thingshappeninsf January 30, 2020
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Get the Ghost,mar,and taylor mug.Jones: “yo can I ghost roop that gatorade?”
G dog: “wtf is a ghost roop”
Jones: “its a fountain dar lemme ghost roop that jawn”
G dog: “wtf is a ghost roop”
Jones: “its a fountain dar lemme ghost roop that jawn”
by Stevenashburner August 8, 2024
Get the Ghost Roop mug.This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.
Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?
Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?
Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.
Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?
Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.
by saskers December 8, 2019
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