Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".
It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"
"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"
"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"
"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009
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by awwwhyeeeee January 2, 2011
Get the ducks swimming mug.Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.
by Brosiff III May 4, 2011
Get the The Ducks Are Jedi mug.The quick ducking action taken in a puclic restroom to see if any closed stalls are occupied. Often performed to assure safeness in performing a private conversation, whistling, or loud, obnoxious singing. If a duck check proves the company of another restroom-user, silence will ensue.
Bob: Yeah, so then she told me...
Rob: Hold on let me do a duck check.
Bob: Well?
Rob: You're good. There's no one here.
Rob: Hold on let me do a duck check.
Bob: Well?
Rob: You're good. There's no one here.
by jeenee417 August 11, 2010
Get the Duck Check mug.Motherly, small, sexy, multi-colored, ugly, dumb, uneducated, yellow creature that gives head/wacks-off with self-tanner, underneath the table/dashboard/cove and enjoys the company of rain.
by Daniel Clemydia July 30, 2008
Get the duck mug.A juicy gurgling, squirtling, greasy fart, the kind you need to check your drawers after releasing, to make sure it was ONLY a fart. The sound of this type of fart is similar to an octave on a trombone.
by Vonda December 14, 2008
Get the duck butter mug.the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob
by Jake Joy December 25, 2007
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