And Texas!

1. The most appropriate and accurate supplement to any and all questions.

2. And Texas!

Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?

Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.

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Dude#2: And Texas!

by Pyronix337 March 17, 2012

Texas

Please help my friends keep saying this isn't real... is it real anymore?... or am I just dreaming...?

Texan: "Living in Texas is amazing!"
Random person: "But Texas isn't even real??"

by Reddy weddy April 5, 2022

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

Texas Wahoo Twister

The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.

“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”

by daddyboy January 4, 2025

Texas Lick

To hit a Texas Lick is to get shot.

1. "Yo I heard Joe's in the hospital, the fuck happened?"

2. "He hit a Texas Lick."

by johnnyblins March 18, 2019

Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.

Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018

Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024