Texas Doghouse

When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.
My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.
by C/G April 08, 2021
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Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck
The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.
by Bed Making September 15, 2022
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Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas
by Poster Boy June 03, 2025
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Texas Roundabout

A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion
Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?
by Sex Master Supreme February 25, 2020
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Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.
Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.
by Toast9150 June 26, 2025
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Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.
Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”
by Boejangles03 December 08, 2024
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texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.
Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped
by DirtySanchez52 January 11, 2018
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