National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 03, 2025

Texas Roundabout

A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion

Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?

by Sex Master Supreme February 25, 2020

Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 08, 2024

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 January 11, 2018

Texas saddle

Rode hard and hung up wet

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!

by MacG007 February 18, 2014

Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.

Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”

by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024