You are getting a blow job and then your buddy that was hiding around the corner with a bonner sneaks up and whacks her in the head with his cock
On my wedding night I was getting a blow job and out of nowhere my brother came around the corner with his wang out and smacked a bitch in the face and ko'd her ass. "Night stick Biotch"
by Jamie P and Timmy G January 2, 2009

by RNPS May 27, 2008

by JoeJoe860 October 4, 2008

I was at our schools football game, and I went to use the bathroom, but on the way there I saw some shit on a stick under the bleachers. Irony, eh?
by infernlmagician December 14, 2008

by David galouber August 26, 2006

by ramos510 May 13, 2005

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.
Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"
Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"
Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"
by Brengland February 6, 2010
