Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob, preferably given by a southern man that owns at least 1 John Deere 100 Series Lawn Tractor. which is given with a mouth full of dip.

Last night this man on Omegle wanted to give me a Sloppy Dallas

by SentByeSNIPPINGSOUP October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

when one receives an blowjob from him/her, while the other invidual is packin a fat lip of dip.

Hey gurrl, wanna give me a sloppy dallas back in that taco bell..?

by tattivanukas October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where a women sucks a mans dick while packing a fat lip

Yeah good ol Betsy gave a Sloppy Dallas behind the bar yesterday

by Neglected_chink October 15, 2020

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

sloppy dallas

Oral sex where the person giving head has a mouth full of dip.

McNasty: "Have you seen the guacamole?"
TheDoo: "I used it to give Blarg a sloppy dallas!"

by TrinityFour October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of performing a blow job while consuming chewing tobacco.

Soup: "Aw man, this one time, this big hunk of a man packed the fatest lip I've ever seen, and then he gave me a Sloppy Dallas."

McNasty: "Soup, shut the fuck up."

by I smell of feet October 15, 2020