bug seeker

Someone who seeks to acquire an infectious disease, i.e. hep C, HIV, Lyme Disease in order to gain disability benefits.

Sally spent many hours in the woods during the summer hoping to get bitten by a tick! She is a bug seeker.

by vinniemilagro April 29, 2014

flame seeker

A person who surfs the internet looking to post inflammatory messages in the hopes of starting a heated argument whose only purpose is to get you mad and hot.

I've learned from experience, after wasting days in Internet debates, how to spot a flame seeker; they just post whatever they think will piss you off without having a real opinion on the subject.

by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

Trouble seekers

Second born child are trouble seekers

They are trouble seekers

by Shuzi May 14, 2018

Hirlus Septeverus

A reversed snake where it's scales are on the inside and it's meat is dripping juices everywhere on the outside.

Dylan: What the fuck is that on your rug dude!?
Jeremy: I dunno man the wife just bought this new Hirlus Septeverus for me since she took the fucking kids.
p.s: Caren I want the fucking kids back, I don't care about this meaty boi.

by Biggus Diccus Supremus November 3, 2018

Skeetless September

For people who couldn’t make through No Nut November or Fapless February

Skeetless September is so har

by BWAJ November 21, 2018