SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

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Trailer Park Dishwasher

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.

I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher

by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022

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The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.

I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.

by perditajuanita January 2, 2010

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Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

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Hyde Park Dosser

When you doss about Hyde park smacked off your bean. You’ll often either trek it to the chippy cos it’s fish bits or get yourself some Avengers End Game bud from man like Ryan Theobald

What you doing you Hyde Park Dosser? Off to the chippy mate fuck off!

by ThatsPeekDon August 30, 2019

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