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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.
According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".
by QuacksO April 11, 2023
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my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160
by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021
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Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.
Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft
by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020
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Real Jus

Real Jus is a YouTuber with a whopping 78 subscribers! His biggest hit has 10k veiws!!!
Me: MOM LOOK AT THIS NEW BIG HIT REAL JUS
Mom: SHUTUPMORON
by Jsdn69000 December 10, 2022
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real shkits no poppity

when you agree with a statement with a little finesse
- yo this nigga dumb ashit. why he gotta dickeat on me Im innocent.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.
by yessirskee May 2, 2021
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real life rts

A real life take on a video game style that may seem quite inhumane. This is not LARPing.

Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.
"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"

"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."
by Kermit of WAR October 25, 2011
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