Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication taken twice daily until Bon Jovi release a new album or state new tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease. Medication given by Dr. J Bon Jovi.

“I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three”

Yes I just quoted Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :)

by sixxaep March 11, 2023

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DJ Down Bad

DJ nintendo betrayed the smash community when people found out about his allegations with a 17 year old girl from the south named Aliylian.

DJ Down bad is the king of koopas the community has no right to question him

by Anonguyson March 19, 2023

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Bad Girl Poker

A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.

The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"

by Creative Suggestions January 22, 2023

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