knuckle muffin

Sounds like butt stuff

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!

by Ahhitzap1rate May 23, 2016

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

Sexy Little Muffin

SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in

1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.

2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.

3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.

She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin

by Nilrem May 10, 2016

Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.

I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.

by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016

Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.

"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".

by Tiduko October 8, 2016