Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.

Morning my little anus muffin!

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

medow muffin

a person(s) who take a shit out in a field

you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"

by The Muffinator January 27, 2007

muffin gut

When a really fat chick's gut hangs over her waistband and below her shirt.

Dude 1: Oh man, that chick has massive, nasty muffin top

Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!

by theqaking2 October 11, 2013

Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 03, 2019

Stutter Muffin

A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.

Hush up you Stutter Muffin.

by ARykosis December 13, 2012