When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.
by RatchetBrant February 01, 2022
by 6942098 March 27, 2023
Legit the most hottest guy ever, basically fueling my Michael Afton addiction as an anonymous female I can say that I do fear pregnancy, but I'd definitely smash SFM Michael Afton
Like, how could y'all not like Zamn😍😩
Like, how could y'all not like Zamn😍😩
by Toxicthewolf March 20, 2022
by Dizza March 15, 2006
(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.
Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.
by Edw Ard October 21, 2009
A Michael Steele Minute is destined to replace the New York Minute as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.
A New York Minute is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
A Michael Steele Minute is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
A New York Minute is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
A Michael Steele Minute is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Minute!
Man 2: You and me both!
Man 2: You and me both!
by Politic Ric November 09, 2010