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Pulling a Michael Phelps

The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.

At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.

You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.

The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.

A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.

If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 27, 2011
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Michael Jackson

"Bro did you hear? I am officially coming out as a michael jackson"

Yeah, you should also become a beta tester
by BltWise October 28, 2019
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Michael Jackson

To Michael Jackson means to go from a black skin tone to white skin tone. This is a process which Michael Jackson, the alleged paedophile went through.
Tyrone says his boobs started becoming whiter than usual. I think he's pulling a Michael Jackson.
by semenation April 9, 2020
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past michael afton

Past Michael afton has really bad anger issues and his daddy beats him until he can hardly breath his dad is a famous owner of freddy fazbears but his dad cares about his restaurant more than michael but he cares about CC and Elizabeth but Michael gets no attention it’s supposed to be middle is the hated child not oldest is the hates child that’s bullshit go die william afton u hurt Michael I will hunt u down come to ur house and cook u and eat u for dinner william
He just got hit by a stick bet he’s a past michael afton
by Mymates8181 November 23, 2021
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Michael Phelps

US athlete. His day consists of eating 10000 calories and swimming
Michael Phelps is a terminator sent back in time to destroy china
by fzxens October 11, 2008
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michael phelps

To dominate effortlessly.
Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.
by TheRealIzzy October 10, 2008
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Michael Gregory Dutton

A fucking dipshit who sucks his mommas titties.
Did you see that Michael Gregory Dutton in AP Geography the other day?

Yes. I did.
by Brandonleetran January 25, 2016
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