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Kevin

Anything and everything negative; absolutely the most dumbed down thing someone can be. If you’re a Kevin by term or name, you are a mistake to human kind as a hole.
“Damn, I really kevined my life up huh.”
by OUDD October 7, 2021
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Kevin

Some corny nigga who tries to make himself look cool but hes unfunny as hell, and he has a j*b, but doesnt sh*wer
Kevin: how do i enlarge my dih size gng?

me: vro sybau kevin 💔💔🔋🔋🌧️🌧️
by Vrosky April 26, 2025
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Kevin

Used to describe something negative
This exam is so Kevin bro
by Juggtokcentra April 29, 2025
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Kevin

Another word for "Oh sh*t the condom broke!"
by BOB_the_FISH February 22, 2023
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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025
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kevin and lorraine

I want a ‘Kevin and lorraine’ kind of relationship
by Jetfuel08 May 2, 2018
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Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.
Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner
by Zmyancy September 24, 2019
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