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Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.
Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.
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Kevin wiggley

Used to describe Kevin wiggley when he’s doing a wiggle
I don’t care what they say about yaaa - Kevin wiggley
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Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.
Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!
by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019
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kevin

gurt : ikiag ts pizza is so kevin 🥀
by kevin gurt April 19, 2025
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 22, 2022
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kevin

a lightskin corny dude who is a tryhard at fortnite
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Kevin

Mirandasxo. The prettiest, baddest, most fishiest person ever. Try to be me. I’m pretty and I’m handsome and yall (you know who you guys are) could never be ME.
Wow I could never be Kevin!”
by Mirandasxo September 2, 2025
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