It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

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Snow Lark

When NOAA National Weather Service predicts a 90% plus snow forecast, public schools close, the public panics, and no flakes fall

I'm at home today, with my son because the H.C.P.S. went for the snow lark again.

by NelsonVA February 9, 2010

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Snow Drift

Or "Snowdrift", is an affectionate self-applied label for white people who regularly inhabit racially diverse spaces on social media. The term commonly appears in self-deprecating racial humor, as a way for white allies to come to terms with their internalized racism. The idea is to reconstruct the white identity as something based on uniqueness as opposed to supremacy.

"Finally went to go see 'Get Out'. Great movie, but you should have seen the theater. It was almost completely empty; just me and five other snow drift stragglers"

by depressedannie April 2, 2017

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Car snow

This is the purest of all of the snows. This is the snow that doesn't have leaves or twigs in it, it has come straight from the top of a car and what's more there is no need to bend over to get it.

In an intense snowball fight car snow is like gold dust.

Guy 1: We are getting bombarded
Guy 2: Quick over there, use the car as cover as then we can also some of that sweet car snow.

by stunamii January 8, 2010

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