Banjo dick

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.

On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.

by Nykimeow September 6, 2016

DICK WASHER

WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED

by SWEET&TEMPTING October 5, 2016

Dimple dicking

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.

Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.

by Micronaut October 6, 2016

Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

dick tag

A game where you color your dick with glow in the dark paint,turn off the lights,lock the door,get really high, and play tag.

Rules: 1.No penetration

2.Only play with close friends

Kevin: Jack and I just played some dick tag it was lit.
Brad: Badass, Can i play next time?
Kevin:Sure dude.

by Ninjafames December 12, 2016

Dick cleanse

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.

most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Die on a dick

An insult similar to "go f**k yourself" originally designed by Evan

I hope you die on a dick you worthless pice of s**t!

by NovaE5 October 22, 2015