December 2nd

December 2nd is a day that real boss niggas were born. They get any bitch they want and have the biggest cock, we talking 9 inches minimum. Make sure you find yourself a guy who was born on December 2nd cause hes a keeper.

Girl #1: Hey you seen that new guy in our 1st period?
Girl #2: Yes omg i wanna ride his face

Girl #1: SAMEEE girl and omg i heard he was born on December 2nd like yesss daddy put it in my mouth

by Anonymouuusss123 October 25, 2019

December 9th

National Your Stupid if you are born on December 9th day.

“Yo it’s my bday”
“Bruh, your stupid, it’s June 3rd.”
“No it’s December 9th”

by Gluestick00000000000 October 23, 2019

December 24th

December 24th, also known as National nudes day, you must send nudes if asked.

Chrissy didn’t wanna send nudes, but it’s December 24th, so she had to!!

by anonymous December 23, 2020

December 4th

Me and my babes one yearr

Her; Hey it December 4th
Him: Happy one year :)

by unicornperson08 May 3, 2019

December 26

December 26 is the day to stan Clo, if you don't then you are a coward and weak. While you are at it stan Ennoshita Chikara too 😤

- It's December 26!
- Oh, then we must pay respects to Clo 🙏

by seijohclo October 15, 2019

December 13

December 13 is when the fakest bitches are born. When December 13 rolls around everyone already knows oh it’s that fake bitches birthday.

Did you hear it’s December 13?

Someone “yea it must suck for whoever’s birthday it is.

by Bad_bitch23333 December 5, 2019

December 19

If you are born on December 19th then you suck. Sorry I don’t make the rules

Oh dude you’re born on December 19th? No wonder you suck

by Lenbebeneneb October 15, 2019