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David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021
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David

David is a really cute and handsome guy, he always makes people laugh.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.
davids are so hot istg-
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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
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David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks
Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!
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david azoulay

the hottest old man in the whole world
i wish i was as hot as david azoulay
by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021
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david azoulay

david azoulay is the hottest old man in the whole world
i wish i was as hot as david azoulay
by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021
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