Cock Vampire

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.

My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.

by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

inviso cock

Inviso cock is when you hold your hand up to an unexpecting person's mouth as though you are holding an invisible dick and you move your hand back and forth to make it look like they are sucking an invisible cock.

I was doing paper work when John walked up and inviso cocked me.

by Train Wreck April 28, 2014

cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.

Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.

by Coe Island April 17, 2014

air cock

the sport of miming in a violent or humorous fashion the thrusting of an imaginary cock into another's mouth or towards their face as the recipient is yawning; Can be performed from across the room and or with setup from others, such as the artillery air cock which requires a spotter/loader and trigger man.

Eric and Tony launched their air cock artillery as Tanya was yawning during her presentation.

by g.r.beelz June 20, 2014

cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock corning

The act of sticking your dick in a bucket of popcorn. After cock corning, the popcorn is then known as "dick corn"

I just went to the movie theater with my girlfriend and I slapped some nigga's popcorn and started cock corning that bitch. It was funny until I realized I would be eating dick corn for the rest of the movie. Then that nigga fuckin slapped my bitch and took the dick corn. Then it became funny again and at the end if the movie that mother fuckin bucket was empty!

by Cheezbukets November 30, 2014

Cock Waffler

An insult used to describe someone who is being a bit of a dick. Literally means "cock eater".

That guy just walked into me, what a cock waffler.

by PixelatedBritish November 16, 2013