swoll cat

1.a title given to a person who is muscular or "ripped"

2. a complete fag

1. Ben is such a swoll cat!

2. He deserves to be a swoll cat.

by The mOngOse June 16, 2010

cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

by scodder May 9, 2010

lick of the cat

To receive a lashing from the cat o' nine tails whip.

A slave driver or prison guard might encourage his charges to complete a task in a more timely fashion lest he or she receive a "lick of the cat".

by R. Poulton August 15, 2006

cat gif

verb - To say, text, or post something random and non-sequitur while in the middle of a conversation. Cat giffing is most anger inducing when after a question or series of questions, effectively derailing the conversation.

Do you want me to drive or do you want to drive? I don't actually know where this place is. Do you?
*sends funny yet unrelated Youtube video*
Are you cat giffing me right now?!

by MJAB November 12, 2013

Cat Salad

When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.

Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"

Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"

Joe: "Lets do it!!"

by catsalad June 11, 2019

Cat's Mohawk

–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.

When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.

"Dude, Alicia totally has a Cat's Mohawk."

"That's awesome! Did she spike it?"

"Obviously."

by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011

Cat bites

Two monroe piercing next to each other. Basically spider bites on your upper lip.

Noah: Did you see that girl with spider bits on her top lip? SHE WAS HOT!
Sarah: Yeah, i their called Cat bites.

by jwizzlefonizzle July 18, 2011