Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011

Hockey the box

An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.

Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'

Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big

style!'

by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

off box

when u get so pissed u cant stand up

he looks right off box, hes fuckin pissed

by Jonathan Whitehead November 27, 2004

Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.

John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.

by JGottli December 14, 2008

colouring box

container of crayons, coloured pencils, watercolours, anything you use to colour something in with

"Jack can you pass me that colouring box so I can use my new colouring book?"

by Eliza123456 April 29, 2007

Bar Box

Girl who dances on the bar for attention and proceeds to take off her panties and bra to hang as trophy above the bar. She then lets one or more guys eat her out in front of an audience.

I'd like to bar box her!
I wouldn't want to be fifth in the bar box line!
I bar boxed her last week!

by Freshjoefury June 22, 2007

Snog Box

A snog box is when a women lays on her back then rocks backwards so her pelvis is in the air and her vaginal area forms a seat. her calves form the backrest for the snogger when he or she sits down. The snogger then proceeds to deficate into the Snogee's vagina otherwise known as the (snog box).

I had to shit so bad! Thank god Trish was into snog boxing because I filled her trap.

by Snog Boxer June 20, 2020