This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Get the David Miscavigemug. Es un hombre muy guapo y atractivo. Es un agarrado y pocas veces comparte su dinero, pero aún así es un encanto y tiene a todo el mundo a sus pies.
by Ascian November 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug. S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”
S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”
S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”
by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024
Get the Pulling a Davidmug. by Fwayshgod December 30, 2022
Get the David Wmug. 
Very big dick hot as fucking guy he's an awesome friend and a freak in bed. Every girl needs a david in there life
by Beast407 September 12, 2013
Get the david paviamug. by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021
Get the Davidmug.