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Emerson College

A very liberal college in which students are too politically correct that they had to internet bully a student with different political beliefs. Its POWER community is one of the most cancerous SJW groups in New England.
I used to go to Emerson College but I'm tired of these liberal snowflakes losing their shits after they don't feel 'included.' It's funny how 90% of them are rich U.S. kids who faced no difficulty in their life. I mean, international students don't give a fuck with what they say, do they?
by ananonymousasian May 8, 2018
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt
person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi
by simps4sale October 11, 2020
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polltoral college

A way of predicting the winner by combining the results from each of the major polling sources.
Today's news predicted the presidential winner using what we might call the "polltoral college."
by BillyBuggy November 7, 2016
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Qlown college

A college or university that doesn't teach any kind of marketable skill, but wants to charge crippling debt for an increasing worthless degree.
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
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R.D. National College

Also Known as Nationals.
A Place which is our 2nd home and front of which is our 3rd home, The Patvardhan Park.

RDNC is a Place where one makes many friembds . One here can chill, play, dance, sing, sleep and yeah study also.

Located in heart of Bombay (Bandra).
A Moustache uncle will welcome you anytime only if you have an ID card.
If you found any students near Bandstand at college hours they are from R.D. National College.
by Nationalite November 26, 2021
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