jig wagon

A jig wagon is a tasteless, gaudy, flashy car with mud flaps, small external horns, swirling twirlers, and large hood ornaments, most often seen in the hood driven by porch moneys drinkin’ mad dog 20 20 inside a paper sack. If one is seen in the burbs, they’re coming after your money or wife.

Billy Joe; Lookie there bubba, here comes another jig wagon.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.

jig wagon by Mohammad Gonzales September 27, 2011

Burden wagoner 

similar to band wagoner, but when some one has passed away before their time and everyone starts saying that the person who has died was their "best friend", or that they were so close with the person. mainly occurs in people who don't really have a cause in life and need to find some way to get attention and feel like they've done something productive for once. mostly occurs with teen deaths.

person 1: did you hear about joe? :(
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.

person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)

Burden wagoner by jigggg November 23, 2011

cookie wagon

1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.

Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."

Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."

Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"

cookie wagon by KayEeeGee December 24, 2011

sas wagon 

someone who is full of sass. a person that always has sarcastic comebacks.

that guy last night was such a sas wagon

sas wagon by benjermien February 9, 2012

creep wagon 

person that is creepy and strange

man that girl maria is a real creep wagon

creep wagon by come@mebro September 7, 2012

Minimum Wageitis 

The lost of will to work for terrible undeserving pay knowing a job with better pay awaits.

I can't wait to start my new job as I now have minimum wageitis with my current job.

Minimum Wageitis by IXI J CoRe IXI December 18, 2012

Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

Ex-wagon by Tjika October 10, 2012