big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.

Big Butter Jesus

Sweet Creamy Jesus

by Lukis November 13, 2006

Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.

Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.

by GC89 October 20, 2006

butter my biscuits

to cum all over a womans ass after sex

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"

by i love the bagina August 8, 2009

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

churns my butter

Southern term for when someone makes you sexually aroused or intrigued.

He really churns my butter.

by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003