Thomas Moment

being mad because youre not you when you're hungry. solved by eating a snickers

"He's having a Thomas moment. Give him a snickers"

by Absolute Moron August 30, 2023

thomas

thomas is your new best friend. you will love him. treat him well. keep him safe.

Thomas is coming over tonight.

by Urfavoctoberbby September 2, 2023

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024

Thomasfag

An adult fan of the popular children's stop-motion TV series Thomas the Tank Engine. Their multiple videos on YouTube talking about the "lore" of the show and their insistence that "it is not just for kids" causes a great deal of annoyance for normal people. These people also usually tend to be Bronies.

"That YouTuber made another video ranting about the Thomas the Tank Engine reboot."
"Ugh, he is such a Thomasfag! Why does he care so much? It's always been a franchise made for little babies and toddlers."

by ZonaiteSword23 July 28, 2024

Thomas Minchin

The type of man you will find you is extremely easy to punch, however goes to the gym and could crush you with his hands but he is the equivalent of a child.

being defined as Thomas Minchin what are you doing Punches* 'Im playing bee swarm!'

by Billy41208 August 1, 2024

Thomas Jon Kugler

Thomas Jon Kugler, commonly referred to as "Big-Bad-Blitz," is a towering Caucasian individual with a passion for both weightlifting and the popular video game, Terraria. He is known for his imposing stature, dedication to fitness, and unwavering commitment to building virtual worlds within Terraria's pixelated landscapes. Thomas Jon Kugler's presence in both the real and virtual realms makes him a distinctive character among gaming and fitness enthusiasts.

"His physique and gaming skills are truly Thomas Jon Kugler-esque, making him stand out in both the gym and the virtual worlds of Terraria."

by jomari September 21, 2023