burning tree

A lovely Street in the city of Thousand Oaks California where future baseball player grew up.

Jacob lived on burning tree

by To strong September 6, 2019

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Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

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1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

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walking lime tree

When a person walks around all day with with sour armpits sour back sour leg all daiiiii😂😂 aka A mustyyyy Bitchhhh //Nikkkaaa period 🤔😂😂😂😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😂

This girl from sutter ave in bk smells like a walking Lime treee

She wear lime smell all de time 😂😂😂
Friend 1: Hey gyal waagannn Hahahaha

Friend 2: nuttinn going to this man house me smell gudddd uppp while walking always 😂😂😂
Friend 1: Smiling and waving 👋 goodbye

Hmmmmmm she smell like a walking like tree squnt 😒😒😒😂😂😂😂 N ride off on me bike 🚲

by W.L.T May 7, 2021

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