fifteen second rule

the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.

Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)

Matt: Yep, hold on.

(waiting)

(waiting)

(waiting)

Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)
Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!

by The Iron Fist January 06, 2009

Rule 34

There is porn for it, some exceptions.

People say that there are NO EXCEPTIONS, but that's a lie.

Rule 34: There is porn for it. No exceptions.
Me: I'd like to point out some exceptions

EXCEPTIONS:
Tales of the World
Tales of Destiny
Brave Story
The list goes on...

by Flash Dude August 16, 2007

Internet rule zero

Rule 0 of the internet:Don't fuck with cats.

Garry: Hey! look at this stupid cat lol!
You (most likely):Internet rule zero, RULE ZER-OH

by Internet Rules 101 July 29, 2022

The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place

Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies

by Danyeezy in da heezy December 31, 2016

Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou March 12, 2012

Milk Bottle Rule

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!

someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else

by milk bar February 02, 2010

3 stop rule

After a man finishes the other partner keeps sucking until he says stop three times. Do no stop after the first and second time only the third! This can graduate to being more that three but start with three and consult your partner.

Bro, I’m telling you Beth did the 3 stop rule, she’s a keeper.

by Ant 02 November 02, 2020