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Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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Nerd

Person 1: “why that person is such a nerd.”
Person 2:”I bet it is Lauren.”
by Pineapplesucker December 16, 2018
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Nerd Tell

When someone who seems fairly mainstream blurts out something really nerdy revealing how nerdy they really are.
OMG! When Joe was talking about that book he really liked and then blurted out that, "if you look in the back of the book, it will tell you what fonts were used", he totally revealed his nerd tell!
by AdGuy June 23, 2014
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nerd

1. someone who frequents urban dictionary
2. someone who knows how to format definitions

"Nerd" is not a complement, it isn't someone saying you are "smart" or that you "know things". The word nerd is synonymous with 'idiot', 'loser', etc.

If you've been called a nerd, then either you have know idea why, or you have come completely to terms with your situation, and have to accept it, you nerd.
You are such a f---ing nerd. You nerd.
by younerd July 24, 2023
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nerds

nerds are the most annoying pussies on this fucking world and they are the teacher's favourite as always and they know EVERYTHINGGGGG
''nerds are the most annoying pussies on this fucking world and they are the teacher's favourite as always and they know EVERYTHINGGGGG''
by zanecellent February 8, 2021
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pink nerd

I asked himnif he wanted some candy, he was like "yeah, your pink nerd."😈😜
by Maria Jaxson October 11, 2022
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Nerd

some random dude who plays video games to much
by Apologisze Or Regret Later September 13, 2020
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