Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.

by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

HAT

Murder Or An Assassination Of A Person Accordingly Through The Usage Of The Same Weapon On Different Occasions

Heard You Caught A Hat On The Net?
Bwoa Them Fellas Better Get For I Start
Itching To Catch A Hat
Bwoa That Folk Who Went Tricking Got Found With His Hat Fitted
I'm Fitta Twist His Hat Back

by Kay Kano December 9, 2024

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom

Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017