French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

French Holy Trinity

3 way anal

French Holy trinity onions peppers celery

by thacheff March 15, 2015

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.

"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."

by Splorpy January 23, 2021

french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019