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rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019
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Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.
by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012
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Internet rule zero

Garry: Hey! look at this stupid cat lol!
You (most likely):Internet rule zero, RULE ZER-OH
by Internet Rules 101 July 29, 2022
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lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018
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Rule 34 of Gaming

If it exists, there's a shitty Tiger Electronics version of it.
Each system is essentially a Game and Watch unit consisting of a printed image behind a clear screen with an excess of static images that light up individually to simulate movement. And because Tiger was all about quantity over quality, they were essentially the Rule 34 of gaming
by OfclyGoodenough October 18, 2021
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two meter rule

to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody

which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
by eskimo___ May 3, 2020
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The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place
Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies
by Danyeezy in da heezy January 1, 2017
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