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Emily

A young girl between the ages 3-6 who likes everything Rainbow and Unicorn related and can't decide whether her favorite color is purple or pink.
by Lomshowsspeed March 3, 2022
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Frankie and Emily

An iconic duo of beautiful young sexy women, they over shine everyone surrounding with their radiant glow and quirky personalities
"omg you guys are Frankie and Emily, your so amazing"
by pussydxstroyer March 4, 2022
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emily bastin

by You_know__who March 6, 2022
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Emily owens

the most annoying person you have ever met. her jokes are not funny and she is very irritating. I feel sorry for anyone who has met her or even seen her on the street.
ME- omg here comes Emily Owens again

You- quick lets walk away
by CATfish300 March 6, 2022
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1. Brace yourself for the fictional fever-dream film fest about Emily – a fun-sized fury with a butt that could derail trains and bankrupt thirst traps worldwide. She’s the unicorn every guy’s chasing, but in a hilariously cruel universe glitch, she only lands with the most unworthy schmucks, like bros who clip their toenails in public or ghost their own reflections. Her epic saga of facepalm-worthy choices? First-ballot Hall of Fame immortality – decisions so legendarily lousy, they make Russian roulette seem like a safe bet. Tagged as a “menace with a side of mayhem,” a “Molotov cocktail in mini form,” and “psycho energy” that’s basically a Red Bull-fueled apocalypse, she’s the viral legend you idolize from afar and the cautionary tale that has your grandma clutching her pearls. She brawls with her demons like a non-stop underground fight club in her skull, reigns supreme as the worst driver in recorded history (think penguin on ice skates piloting a rocket), yet she’s loyal AF – the type to go down with the ship even if it’s a flaming kiddie pool. Plug into this crazy at your own peril; it’s the ride that leaves you equal parts exhilarated and filing for emotional bankruptcy.
“That vacation hookup? The full Emily=eMc3 Experience – she drove us off a cliff (metaphorically, thank God), battled her demons over brunch mimosas, stayed loyal through the chaos, and we both went down with the ship of bad ideas, emerging as legends in our own therapy sessions.”
by Hellafied February 11, 2026
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