by Buggs4 January 21, 2019
"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 04, 2017
If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.
Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.
I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".
by boggler February 01, 2019
bro 1: bro, went to the john and dang! I opened pandora`s bowl. What a s****y day this is..
bro 2: There goes my lunch..
bro 2: There goes my lunch..
by etomack September 27, 2010
a person who hops around from friend to friend smoking bowl after bowl of everyone else's dope and at the end of the day still has the same amount of dope they started their day with. Similar to a dope whore only doesn't put out.
by MDubya35 March 17, 2020
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