Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.

Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

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Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

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Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.

Texas Tony are you well?
Texas Tony- I can’t see but I’m alright

by Tonylives May 21, 2022

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Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage

Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard

by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021

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Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee

Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.

by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024

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Huston texas

Not Huston Texas the city dumbass the Mexican sexy one. He’s hot I would let him tap if u come across Jonathan and Huston you getting butfucked by both of them.

Huston Texas hearts alllllllllyyyyyyy

by Skibidi toilet speaker man December 8, 2023

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