Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.
by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024
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West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 02, 2024
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Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.
Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.
by George Palorovik January 17, 2024
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Centerpoint, Texas

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
by Among gus April 11, 2024
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Texas Jotaro

A person that has a lot of sex
That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.
by fuhrerus July 21, 2020
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Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022
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Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
by OilySaltine August 20, 2023
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