Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka

“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers”

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018

Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."

" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."

by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016

black shower

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.

Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom

by Ullaswag July 22, 2017

DJ Grooves Shower

It is a term for overeating and decide to vomit it all out in your partners anus, then you wait for your partner to shit it back on your face, This being called a DJ Grooves shower referring to a fat character who eats so much.

Kevin: man i gave my girl a DJ Grooves Shower last night and my girl didnt like it
Vector: drop her man she's not worth it

by Willborn dickinson February 7, 2023

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018