Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.
The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but can be seen in the Washington Boro area of Warren County, Nj.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but can be seen in the Washington Boro area of Warren County, Nj.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
EXAMPLE-
Mike- what the fuck happened to your eyebrows?
John- I ran across the Sack Scratch and his hideous stench burned my brows right off my face.
Mike- what the fuck happened to your eyebrows?
John- I ran across the Sack Scratch and his hideous stench burned my brows right off my face.
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
Get the Sack Scratchmug. Given the fact that humans eat a lot of protein, and aside of water and bone, are predominantly protein. We can end up with a conclusion that "protein" is what makes up the first part of this definition.
A sack is a sort of flexible, strong, bag like, and sometimes natural biological container to hold everything from burglars swag, random items, rubble, to biological organs, through to general waste. Considered a low key, low cost storage item and generally disposable.
When you are talking of many humans, It is fair they can be referred to as protein sacks. This is considered a form of insult towards humans of low or inept value.
FACT : Calling someone a sack of shit would be too offensive in some situations, so you can call them a protein sack INSTEAD. Shit is also made of protein amongst other things, and is the defecated waste that is produced from a living thing.
A sack is a sort of flexible, strong, bag like, and sometimes natural biological container to hold everything from burglars swag, random items, rubble, to biological organs, through to general waste. Considered a low key, low cost storage item and generally disposable.
When you are talking of many humans, It is fair they can be referred to as protein sacks. This is considered a form of insult towards humans of low or inept value.
FACT : Calling someone a sack of shit would be too offensive in some situations, so you can call them a protein sack INSTEAD. Shit is also made of protein amongst other things, and is the defecated waste that is produced from a living thing.
Lexx : have you seen him?
Me: you mean that guy?
Lexx : yeah what do you think of him?
Me : A total protein sack
790 : I have to agree, he's a protein sack
Me: you mean that guy?
Lexx : yeah what do you think of him?
Me : A total protein sack
790 : I have to agree, he's a protein sack
by AWEMAZING July 4, 2021
Get the Protein sackmug. Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage
Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage
Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage
by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021
Get the Like A Sack Of Wet Garbagemug. A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.
He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.
by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013
Get the Sack Laymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the Smack No Sacksmug. by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020
Get the Santa's Sackmug.