Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

Road comrade

When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.

As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle

Damn that girl gives crazy road rash

by Selenathesolara July 11, 2021

Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.

Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.

by sensei10 July 22, 2021

Road soda

A made up term for beer only used exclusively by Chu

Bro, it’s called road sodas

by Neverme1989 August 1, 2021

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021