Potatos

A delicious foooooood honestly who doesn't like em (-;

(Also if you searched this EAT A POTATO!!!!!!!! (Or else...) Now go eat the POTATOS)

I ate all the baked potatos and got sent to my room (I actually did lol (-: haha)

by POTATO CAT!!!!!! May 1, 2018

Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).

Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!

by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018

Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant

by Potato #2 January 12, 2018

Potato

A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.

Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables

Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle

by 🕺🏾Yolanda🕺🏾 January 1, 2020

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

Potato

When you and your friend are talking and your friend tries to be funny and random by simply saying “potato”

Person one:”hey did you see that ga-
Person two:”POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
person one: “jesus christ carl”

by Logan_roub January 10, 2020

Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020