Nose job

A common plastic surgery procedure Jewish women get on their 18th birthday.

My dawghtah just gawt heh fowrst nose job yestahday.

by RedNexDex December 20, 2015

Steve Job

A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.

Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.

by Apple Steve Job October 13, 2011

Real Job

noun: labor intensive employment in manufacturing and service industries, often defined as blue collar.

Pappy says coal mining Is a “real job” and that computers are for pansies.

Pappy is dying from the black lung, but he still has to show up at his “real job” everyday.

by CommonCents 13 April 21, 2020

at a job site

Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.

I'm sorry, Mr. Smith is not available at the moment, he's "at a job site."

by Definition King March 29, 2005

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.

Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.

by Bobby June 24, 2004

z job

When a girl hummzzz a z sound while shes giving some neck.

Wow marissa gives great z jobs...she can hummm hela good

by Jimmy & Joe September 18, 2006

feind job

someone who feinds something in particular...smokes , weed..etc.

bob:"man , I need a smoke!"
bill:"You fukin feind job!!"

by feiner April 23, 2003