A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

Whack Nut

A weirdo who is messed up and also stupid. An absolute speng lord.

My guy you’re a wacky whack nut

by TomNation999 November 13, 2018

big nut

huge mongus peanut

I just had a big nut

by DaddyDDDDAy June 18, 2018

stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.

I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.

by K.A.G February 2, 2014

Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012

Frog Nuts

A sophisticated way of calling a man a slut. Cause the man's nuts be jumping around a lot and during winters stays loyal to one.

Man1:- Broo I cheated on my girlfriend 3 nights in a row.
Man2:- Look at you, you frog nuts

by Lucy50 April 19, 2023

mutt's nuts

British slang for "awesome"

this brazilian cocktail you make, it's the mutt's nuts.

by edabom July 23, 2010